January 2011
December 2010
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,...
tashabaaaby asked: Hi Nap Nap, Sleep Sleep, Cuzz Cuzz... hahahah.
amandaapaigeee asked: heyy there! :)
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since...
I fckn told you so! Bitch thought i was crazy pssh..
amandaapaigeee asked: heyy there! :)
juliantalens:
mangomiko:
Always, I wanna be with you. And make believe with you. And live in harmony, harmony oh love.
Robot Unicorn Attack…
Goodshit.
I am Asian.
But…
Math isn’t my best subject.
I don’t get all A’s
I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” means.
I won’t do your homework.
I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort.
I don’t know karate.
I’m am NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy.
I’m an not an overachiever.
However…
I do love rice. (‘:
The word "Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks...
teeenage-anarchistx:
that’s how you get it done…
planning ahead.
Life doesn’t really give a shit about your plans
I LOVE YOU MOM
3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me” We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...
tinglytwinkies asked: -____________________________-
Ten
“TEN LETTERS,” is ten letters, and this is ten words.
No Homo
Alex- “hey ted how come you’re not sitting down with us?”
Ted- “IDK?”
Alex- “hey just come sit on my cock.”
All of us- “the fuck?”
Alex- “no homo, it doesn’t have to go up your ass…”
HAHAHAHA
tashabaaaby asked: Hi Nap Nap, Sleep Sleep, Cuzz Cuzz... hahahah.
It is true, Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Military will pay most of your...
– Barack Obama
Brown Pride
hate those lazy asses who take the elevator to the...
Seriously WTF? Are the stairs broken?
Twilight*
is like soccer, they run around for two hours, nobody scores, and billions of fans insist that you just don’t understand